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Funny Birthday Card for him with free health check advice. 

Free Urine test.
Go to a tree trunk and take a piss.
If it attracts a lot of ants, you have high glucose.
If it dry too fast, you have high sodium.
If it smells like meat, you have high cholesterol.
Forgot to open your pants to pee, Alzheimer's.
Had trouble aiming at the tree, Parkinson's.
If you pee on your feet, prostate.
Couldn't smell the pee, definitely COVID.


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